oops, i pooted!

i know its pretty disgusting & somewhat unladylike but damnit i cant help it! lately i've been having alot of pain in the (abdominal section), if you know what i mean, and for sme reason i cant control my flatulents. whn im in class its THE WORST because i sit directly in front of all my teachers & i know ppls behind wonder "why the hell cant she sit still?" i mean, i squirm & wiggle & really do jst abt anything to not fart lol but i cant help it! so i try to suck my stomach as tight as i could so at least if i do fart, it wont be extra loud lol i mean i cant take it. as easily as it sounds for me to pass gas, its really not. its actually difficult. like wtf does that mean? so lasnght i decided to take a quick trip to walmart & picked up some Gas-X -- it worked somewhat but maybe i have to get a little bit used to it.

--- oh & please tell me why on my way home from school i tuned into the wendy williams experience (i love it!) and she said that she watched the news a couple nights ago & saw smethng abt anal cancer (tf?) symptoms include

• lumps or bumps located near the anus
  
• anal bleeding or bleeding during bowel movements
  
• anal discharge
  
• pain in or around the anus
  
• itchy sensation around or inside the anus
  
• change in bowel habits, such as constipation, diarrhea and the thinning of the stools

okay so i dont have any of those symptoms but i thought since i was on the subject of "things to do with booties" lol i would share this. be careful people! keep that booty safe!