Tuesday, April 7, 2009

oops, i pooted!

i know its pretty disgusting & somewhat unladylike but damnit i cant help it! lately i've been having alot of pain in the (abdominal section), if you know what i mean, and for sme reason i cant control my flatulents. whn im in class its THE WORST because i sit directly in front of all my teachers & i know ppls behind wonder "why the hell cant she sit still?" i mean, i squirm & wiggle & really do jst abt anything to not fart lol but i cant help it! so i try to suck my stomach as tight as i could so at least if i do fart, it wont be extra loud lol i mean i cant take it. as easily as it sounds for me to pass gas, its really not. its actually difficult. like wtf does that mean? so lasnght i decided to take a quick trip to walmart & picked up some Gas-X -- it worked somewhat but maybe i have to get a little bit used to it.




--- oh & please tell me why on my way home from school i tuned into the wendy williams experience (i love it!) and she said that she watched the news a couple nights ago & saw smethng abt anal cancer (tf?) symptoms include
  • lumps or bumps located near the anus
  • anal bleeding or bleeding during bowel movements
  • anal discharge
  • pain in or around the anus
  • itchy sensation around or inside the anus
  • change in bowel habits, such as constipation, diarrhea and the thinning of the stools
okay so i dont have any of those symptoms but i thought since i was on the subject of "things to do with booties" lol i would share this. be careful people! keep that booty safe!

13 comments:

ariana. said...

Haha, I just laughed my ass off. No pun intended, I hope it gets better :D.

-- // lethalpoi$on said...

lmfao thanks honey

Notion said...

now that shit is funny lol

Teesha said...

when you have gas you have gas .. it's only natural lol !!

JOFre$h said...

lol

ShAy~SHaY said...

damn theres a prob with all parts of our bodies now smh

n the fact that ur trying to do a silent fart in class is bad...usually those are the deadly ones lmao

nt skinne n e mo said...

lmao...yeh im really lmao.

keep it one hunnid. i fee you.

-- // lethalpoi$on said...

shayshay - lmfao those are the onesss!! but i usually jst move over or blame it on the geek behind me lol

SHT SUCKSSSS! ahhhhh!

simone_dior said...

lmmfao-- you are heedamnlarious! this post right here alone got you to my favorites list. lawd!!

-- // lethalpoi$on said...

LMFAO

Tashia said...

LOL keeping it real.

R.C. said...

amazing! hahahaha... good luck with your gas attacks! ;)

Miss.Fortune said...

i laughed so hard..
omg cuz i be right with u tryna squeeze my ass cheeks together