Monday, February 16, 2009

lets talk abt sex baaby



is sex really the "thing to do"? i mean damn. me being a virgin, im starting to feel like an outkast. i hate being the ears of my friends conversations abt their sleazy sexcapades. i never get to cmnt or state an opinion abt sex. UGH! i hate it. bullcrap like "ohh girl tell me why ths nigga had me upside down, in the fetus position, 9'5ing that ass?!" lmfao i honestly sit bck & look at these hoes like they speaking spanish or smethng. its craaaazy.


-- it gets to me smetimes because i watch hellaaaaa porn so you would think i would know wtf they're talking about. hunnnnay puhlease! yall know good & damn well no matter if im lonely or not my volume be on ONE! lol so all i basically do is fast forward through all that talking & cut straight to the chase! lol now lately i know yall been like, dang lea.... your recent posts been mainly revolving around sex. its breaaaaaking me! but dont worry blogfam, im guarding my virginity with my LIFE! but i can still get a lil "schum schum" on the side righhhhh??!



i DO know a few positions though.

- missionary

- doggie style

- 69

- teabagging (freaksht)
- amazon
- ben dover (haha)

- eves ecstasy

is there a name for "sitting on it"? idk.... whats all the positions you can think of or tried? jst off the top of the dome. and be honest!

19 comments:

G-M0N3Y said...

WOW! u is a foo for this one! lol @ 'speaking spanish or something' but i can relate, when i was still a virgin and all my friends had lost it. but yea, i be on that porn stuff too. fast forward to the good stuff, u already know!

Miss.Fortune said...

when she sitting on it we just say riding..
but girl its natural to get all horny and shit..
when i was a virgin i was n ur situation..
the ear of the conversation but never the one commenting just asking a whole bunch of questions

-- // lethalpoi$on said...

G-M0N3Y, you already know!

& Miss.Fortune, questions is all that comes out of my mouth! lol being all nosy!

Tuotierugif >^..^<© said...

Man if I was'nt in class I would be googling those last 3 positions cause I never heard of them...lol

Milly said...

All these are great but the CAT( The Coital Alignment Technique)is craaazy as in amazing lol

heres a lil more about it at this website

http://sex-tips-women.com/positions/

Ńique_ Famous* said...

Sex is amazing but only with someone that you really care about, if you have your reasons for waiting then stand by them. I've heard and done some of those positions but some I never heard of (hmmm..)

Kita Monroe said...

girllllll lol the list is siiiick

ive tried almost every position on sexinfo101.com LOL hip urself babygirl so when that time comes u'll be on it like a hornet!

just jaleesa. said...

i'm a virgin too and when i hear girls talk about it too it makes me cringe. we aren't missing out yet. i agree with niqe famous, wait until its someone you really love. beside that, idk half those positions ur were talkin bout!

-- // lethalpoi$on said...

yeaaah i mean, whn the time comes. WHENEVER that is. im def not tryna rush it ya know?

Jervis said...

damn,I dont even think my positions HAVE names!!!!,lol

the YOUNG LIONESS said...

lmao


i feel your pain dear! i used to hate when that happened but there is a time for everything

Qu33n Kam... said...

froggy style is bomb too!! But girl even tho sex is amazing if I cud turn back the hands i wud have waited longer sex brings drama to ur life!!

NightFall914 said...

A virgin?Really?
Congrats on that cuz there aren't a lot left these days.

[$ H A R O N A] said...

lol i dunno some of those positions but sex really isnt that big of a deal. i take voluntary "droughts" as i call them from time to time. i liked life better as a virgin honestly but i do understand how you feel ppl always talk about it!

Crystalynne D said...

your not missing anything!!!
TRUST !

envysible said...

This comment is rather late... but I want to congratulate you on being a virgin. I just stumbled upon your blog and its rather interesting. Im not sure exactly how old you are but I was a virgin until I graduated highschool... I was 18 years old. All of my friends (except one who is still a virgin) were doing it but it wasnt the right time for me. Plus, I set a goal that i would be out of school once I finally gave in to temptation. Luckily, my choice was on point because me and the guy are still together, we have 2 beautiful children, and we ar egetting married Monday. So, I encourage you to wait until you have found the right guy. Its really worth it in the end... no regrets.

theresa stacey said...

LMAO, you funny! Girl PROPS to you. I'm not a virgin, I slept with my ex (after I turned 18 at least), but I am abstinent now and I plan on being that way until I'm married. I know its hard so good for you!

rachy said...

hold on to your virginity..because it is one of the best things to have...when you find that special someone it will be worth it..and im not just sayin that...if he waits..then it says alot about him nd the kind of person he is..let him work for the queen's jewels

-- // lethalpoi$on said...

rachy - "the queens jewels" ; i like that mama :) thanks