Happy New Years!
alrighty - so EVERYONE in the world sent a txtmsg at least ONCE in their lives. no matter what town, city, state, country, planet (lol) -- its jst the "thing" to do. besides, i'd take txting over phone conversations ANYDAY. if your anything like me, its soo much more you can get across in a txtmsg. esp whn your having latenght txtsex.... i know im not the only one up at 3am talking abt what turns me on! lmfao. not only that but its also extra silent most if the time. with a txting on a bus or train you can barely hear it. unlike a cellphone/chirp its always the annoying saying "WAIT! can you hear me now? hold up..... is ths better? hello?? nene?! HELLO!" ugh lol that crap gets under my skin! or the infamous hand gestures with the phone..... moving it higher or anywhere but near your ear ; like thas really gona get you full reception lol & the other person on the phone know they be lying talking bout "yeah, thats better.... now what you was saying?" lol oh please! in the house, kay whatever talk all you want..... but for public communication -- please txt people!
haha :D so i doubt any female would wear these to the mall or smething lol but if you and (or) your mansss are possibly into the "dominatrix" scene thn ths would be essential to your sex life. the spikes sets the mood & you never know! the "heel" might jst be for both yous guys enjoyment lol im all abt equality & whn it comes to this shoe? "climax at last! climax at last! thank God almighty for climax at last!" hahaa enjoy :)
who ever said teenagers were the only irresponsible humans to ever walk ths earth? i believe the world has the potential to birth a few irresponsible adults as well. im no saint & i may not be the most responsible person ever but i think i can discern whats right & wrong. its 2:42am - coming from a nght out, i stopped by my bestfriends house before i went home. it was a saturday & we both were bored. so we're sitting in the livingroom abt to open another conversation & outta nowhere we hear a loud BOOM! wtf jst happend??! so me being "concerned" (black folk we all know thats jst plain ole being nosy lmfao) i ran outside to see what happend. & ths is what stood before my eyes....
10: 35pm okay so im at the hospital with mi madre x3 // beth israel - shes been complaining of intense headaches & abdominal pain. so we decided that it was abt time to get checked out. we get checked in & sit down until we're called. motor vehicle accident survivors come in with maaad commotion. i could understand why they're so upset but its no need to get upset with the workers & the patients there. its obvious we all came for one thing ; to get better. so do us all a favor & stfu -- i hate to be so blunt. anyway, im sitting there txting steph, mikey & justin. my mothers complimenting a gorgeous baby with juicy cheeks that you could jst bite & im freezing my balls off (literally) lol "ms.chovers, ms. umm...shovers?" okay so since whn has "chavers" been so difficult to pronunce? come on now. at ths point everything was jst working on my nerve. we get called to the back... they take my mothers BP & because of percentage, they decided to run some extra test. 11pm.......12am.....1am.... we're waiting. im growing impatient because its cold & im sick (worse combination yo) oh & not to mention im STARVING! so i decide to go to whitecastles since its not that far & thats the only thng thats open at ths time. i leave, come back & see that ths fatass honda odessey took my freaking parking space! oh you know i was heated! so i decided to park across the street with abt 4 other cars // it was a bus stop but usually after 12am you can park. since the other cars did so like an idiot so did i. besides i thought they'd be done with her by now. i go in, eat with her & discuss the wait. it was horrible. 2am, 3am, 3:30am, okay you know what? i have school in abt 4 hrs & i havnt even took my nght shower. i asked the doctor whats going on & they said they were gna keep her over nght. mind you i asked thm ths same exact question around 12am & they said no. pissed? exactly. i explained how i have to leave & for her to call either me or daddy & i'll come in the morning before school. kiss, goodnght, out. as soon as i walked out the gotdamn door i spotted that brightass yellow ticket a mile away! i was heated! i look over & im jst in awe. snatch the ticket from off my windshield, jump in the car & slam the door. wtF? did i neglect to mention i was the ONLY car with a ticket?! tonght was jst not my night. but a parking ticket to end my nght?? oh baby that was jst the icing on the cake. STRAIGHT BULLSHT!
its such a beautiful feeling before, during, and after ths day. i had sooo much fun & i couldnt thnk of doing anything else today but help the less fortunate & give whatever it is i can give. i know the people we helped today will be eternally grateful and our work will be appreciated. its always better to give than recieve :]
started the meal off with conversation while we waited....... and waited...... and waited patiently for our appetizers :) FINALLY whn nicole (the waitress) came i enjoyed a wonderful caesar salad & she had mozzarella sticks with marinara dipping sauce (which she didnt eat by the way! ugh) laughed practically through the whole meal lol meanwhile we're connecting in ways unimaginable & finding out what ELSE we could possibly have in common. yet STILL laughing :-D half hour goes by & nicole comes back to the table for the 17th time & asks us if we're ready to order lol so we finally decided on our main entree`. i ordered the grilled & asiago chicken with garlic mashed potatoes & steam veggies (ooh lala*) & dannie ordered a short stack of babybck ribs & fries (which yet AGAIN, she didnt eat! argh!) throughout our dinner i could barely chew my food or swallow my sprite *with a lemon* because every other word that came outta dannies mouth was OUT OF THS WORLD! i laughed, laughed, laughed, laughed, laughed. i mean, no exaggeration necessary you guys.
so im sitting down, literally devouring my meal whn outta nowhere dannie brings up the topic abt her obsession with lighter skinned males. once again, we have smething in common. i mean with me i wouldnt say obsession but 2 outta 3 of the boyfrnds i've ever had was lighter than me, it wasnt a requirement (lol) but it was a religious pattern ya know? so i explained how my first love* larry was lightskin & my second was jst as light. so shes like larry? big ears? short? howard? im like OMFG! PLEASE DONT TELL ME......... thn she cuts me off & says "yes i used to talk to him" OMG! WTF! YOU GOTS TO BE KIDDING ME! was the only thngs that were going thru my mind at ths point.... like ths was jst another thng to add on to our list of "thngs in common" & it was jst getting freakier by the second. so we go into another discussion abt how our current boyfrnds are a tad bit darker & how we'd rather thm over our ex's lol so moving on... we get on the infamous topic of yes yes, you already know! SEX!! i explain to her how im saving myself for marriage but im not totally innocent & thn we jump into the "other thngs besides sex" convo lol you guys! im telling you! it was sooo juicy!
so we're talking, and talking, and making fun of the "fashion NOTS", and talking..... lol every moment was jst the absolute best! so eventually we were done chowing down & it was time to wrap it up. we paid for our food separately so the waitress had to tally exactly whos was whos because she assumed we were lesbos & whoever played the role of the boyfriend would handle the check lmfao okay okay no! we jst forgot to tell her lol any who as im evaluating MY check, im thinking to myself... did i really eat $1
8.48 worth of food? or am i jst being cheap again? lol i paid credit & she paid ca$h ---- after everything was handle we noticed we had occurred a little itty bitty problemo ; whos gona leave the tip?? lol after go back & forth abt how much would be proper we agreed to disagree & left ths -------------> lmfao yes indeedy, two buckaroos under a heinz ketchup bottle lol lol lol! hey times is hard & it be's that way! lol but overall i enjoyed myself to the fullest extent possible & tonght was definitely a nght to remember :] & thn whn i got home i kinda felt bad abt the whole "tip" t
hng, i mean because hypothetically speaking, WHAT IF she had 13 kids, 9 babydaddies who didnt do CRAP to support thm, living in a two room shack with the tub & toilet in the kitchen & depends solely on her tips...... would we be held accountable for her "financial" mishaps for tonght? lol idk jst a thought.
none other thn the daring ms.Estelle wearing a beautiful disaster at the 2008 MTV Europe music awards which took place on Nov 6,2008. honestly ths paper mache replica looks jst about as attractive as a 2 legged dog. GRANTED shes freaking it like a Dolce & Ganbana original but we can obviously see its NOT. & OMG it has pockets! ughh! dont get me wrong most of the time she has ths unique style that i jst admire but whn i saw ths heep of a mess i thought "omg wtf?" -- wearing a beige paper bag is a little risky but hey if thats what passes for a disguised compliment or a few papparazi flicks so critics can later dissect it thn baby so be it :)
Bravo has produced a nonstop controversial series by the name of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. who are these magnificent ladies & eminent wives? non other than the glamorous Lisa Wu Hartwell, the OVER-THE-TOP NeNe Leakes, the wonderfuuul Deshawn Snow, the savvy Kim Zolciak and the fabulous* Sheree' Whitfield! hardworking, independent, intellectual women of Atlanta, Georgia. the wives of prominent athletes, businessmen, doctors, lawyers, etc show you that they're not totally dependent on their husbands wallets but can scrap for themselves. OMG i jst love it!
Lisa* who i admire the most, is the life of the party, beautiful, full of energy, & portrays a character of an aweson wife! shes probably the main reason why my eyes are glued to the television every tuesday at 10pm :] she has a sparkling personality & dazzling looks! shes loves to have duty with E V E R Y thing thats has A N Y thing to do with business & shes perfect in front of a camera! *QUOTE* "i just love the camera! it gives me a chance to be myself & jst live!" well Lisa you are definitely eye candy & i idolize you! right after my motherdearest*! so continue doing what you do because its appreciated!
nowadays it seems all the hype between myspace, facebook & phone conversations are centered around who takes the millennium cake?! the iphone-3G or the G1-3G? quite frankly i believe they're neck & neck with one another. apples iphone's capabilities are OUT OF THIS WORLD! buuuut the G1s android community * ringdroid has to be the greatest creation in 3G network history! i can go on & on until im blue in the face abt these two but ultimately we all know i'll be here for days. they're both incredibly amazing but i would without a doubt take the G1 over the iphone ANYDAY! simply because its waaay cheaper & the keypad is verry useful & comes in handy during those days whn us females have our nails done* or whn we jst wana pig out but is afraid to touch the screen whn receiving a text because the iphone is ULTRA sensitive to grease & such. so you ask who takes the cake in my perspective? the G1***** 
