MY FIRST 100!

im verrry excited that i finaaaaally reached my first 100 followers :) i've literally waited for ths day whn i could elaborate my gratitude & thanks to yous guys, its hereeee! i jst really wana show much appreciation to every last o n e of my followers :) as well as those who by-pass. for yous guys to take the time out of your days to actually read the ridiculous things i have to say & to have the cooperation to cmnt, whether good or bad (which like, never happens) means a hell of a lot to me! i know i can be hella dramatic & outragously bi-polar ; but thanks to yous guys, you give me the encouragement i need to go on. i honestly love all my followers, even those who dont cmnt lol -- its very much appreciated. once again, THANK YOU!

♥

dizzinner yoo!

cutting straight to the chase - im full. im super souped & i had to brag jst a little bit lol got home today & decided to cook for the fam once again! what will satisfy our hunger more than BAKED ZITI maaaaan!looks sexy doesnt it?? LOL please believe i killed that as well :] six cheese sauce with four dfrnt cheeses to coat it with. looks like i'll be using that Gas-X more than i thought lmfao.

BEFORE:

AFTER:im such a damn FATASS! so much for me fitting into that dress on saturday huh? lol ugh!

it was damn good! but leme hurry up & go bck for seconds before my parents get to it! goodnght honeybunsssssss :D

oops, i pooted!

i know its pretty disgusting & somewhat unladylike but damnit i cant help it! lately i've been having alot of pain in the (abdominal section), if you know what i mean, and for sme reason i cant control my flatulents. whn im in class its THE WORST because i sit directly in front of all my teachers & i know ppls behind wonder "why the hell cant she sit still?" i mean, i squirm & wiggle & really do jst abt anything to not fart lol but i cant help it! so i try to suck my stomach as tight as i could so at least if i do fart, it wont be extra loud lol i mean i cant take it. as easily as it sounds for me to pass gas, its really not. its actually difficult. like wtf does that mean? so lasnght i decided to take a quick trip to walmart & picked up some Gas-X -- it worked somewhat but maybe i have to get a little bit used to it.

--- oh & please tell me why on my way home from school i tuned into the wendy williams experience (i love it!) and she said that she watched the news a couple nights ago & saw smethng abt anal cancer (tf?) symptoms include

• lumps or bumps located near the anus
  
• anal bleeding or bleeding during bowel movements
  
• anal discharge
  
• pain in or around the anus
  
• itchy sensation around or inside the anus
  
• change in bowel habits, such as constipation, diarrhea and the thinning of the stools

okay so i dont have any of those symptoms but i thought since i was on the subject of "things to do with booties" lol i would share this. be careful people! keep that booty safe!

twitter mumbo jumbo!

so its 2:43 am & im jst now realizing that everyone has a twitter except me! even busta rhymes ass got a twitter! LOL where does maxxy fall into ths loop of controversy? i viewed a profile or two in which afterwards i decided to hoover my mouse's arrow over the link that says "join now" but i couldnt! it jst looked so complicated to me. like i wouldnt know what the hell i was doing. point being, thats why i only have a myspce. (go figure) no facebook, no xanga, no migenta page (member that?) & definitely NO BLACK PLANET! ew! lol maad 45 yr olds up there lol they jst all seemed to hard to do. bf* has made me a facebook before because thats all he does, but i couldnt get with the "flow". ppls were leaving sht on my "wall" & i didnt know wtf that meant at the time lol ima jerk so i end up deleting it after 3 wks of nothing. myspce is more my speed. at least i KNOW what im doing! i can digg myspce like a shovel. but to make a long story short, i decided to hop on the bandwagon & do the damn thing :) so be proud of me & follow my twitter so i can do you! that sounds kinda freaky doesnt it? hehe, oh what the hell! its the middle of the nght! my mind is in the right place! lol so yeah, do that? por favor? mucho gracias :D


http://twitter.com/MaxxysFancy

eh, i guess.

- so im never simple whn its comes to style & wardrobe. nothings ever routine for me - change is beautiful & i do it from time to time. a couple days ago i decided to pull back the sleeves & try smething new. i've always been a crusader for mild makeup & high fashion and i figured this was smething to share. a new (temporary) look - i was a little skeptic at first, pulling up the stockings & painting my lips with cherry red lipstick (bobby brown: WOOT!) but i managed to get it together & came up with ths outcome ---- so what'd you think?


a little too much or jst right? its pretty chic & sassy if anything. im a classic dresser ; i appreciate the HUGE waist belts & gigantic duffle type handbags. idk its jst smethng that always grabbed me. ths summer is gona be quite interesting ;-) jst wait & see!



♥ lea -