Happy New Years!
alrighty - so EVERYONE in the world sent a txtmsg at least ONCE in their lives. no matter what town, city, state, country, planet (lol) -- its jst the "thing" to do. besides, i'd take txting over phone conversations ANYDAY. if your anything like me, its soo much more you can get across in a txtmsg. esp whn your having latenght txtsex.... i know im not the only one up at 3am talking abt what turns me on! lmfao. not only that but its also extra silent most if the time. with a txting on a bus or train you can barely hear it. unlike a cellphone/chirp its always the annoying saying "WAIT! can you hear me now? hold up..... is ths better? hello?? nene?! HELLO!" ugh lol that crap gets under my skin! or the infamous hand gestures with the phone..... moving it higher or anywhere but near your ear ; like thas really gona get you full reception lol & the other person on the phone know they be lying talking bout "yeah, thats better.... now what you was saying?" lol oh please! in the house, kay whatever talk all you want..... but for public communication -- please txt people!
haha :D so i doubt any female would wear these to the mall or smething lol but if you and (or) your mansss are possibly into the "dominatrix" scene thn ths would be essential to your sex life. the spikes sets the mood & you never know! the "heel" might jst be for both yous guys enjoyment lol im all abt equality & whn it comes to this shoe? "climax at last! climax at last! thank God almighty for climax at last!" hahaa enjoy :)
who ever said teenagers were the only irresponsible humans to ever walk ths earth? i believe the world has the potential to birth a few irresponsible adults as well. im no saint & i may not be the most responsible person ever but i think i can discern whats right & wrong. its 2:42am - coming from a nght out, i stopped by my bestfriends house before i went home. it was a saturday & we both were bored. so we're sitting in the livingroom abt to open another conversation & outta nowhere we hear a loud BOOM! wtf jst happend??! so me being "concerned" (black folk we all know thats jst plain ole being nosy lmfao) i ran outside to see what happend. & ths is what stood before my eyes....
10: 35pm okay so im at the hospital with mi madre x3 // beth israel - shes been complaining of intense headaches & abdominal pain. so we decided that it was abt time to get checked out. we get checked in & sit down until we're called. motor vehicle accident survivors come in with maaad commotion. i could understand why they're so upset but its no need to get upset with the workers & the patients there. its obvious we all came for one thing ; to get better. so do us all a favor & stfu -- i hate to be so blunt. anyway, im sitting there txting steph, mikey & justin. my mothers complimenting a gorgeous baby with juicy cheeks that you could jst bite & im freezing my balls off (literally) lol "ms.chovers, ms. umm...shovers?" okay so since whn has "chavers" been so difficult to pronunce? come on now. at ths point everything was jst working on my nerve. we get called to the back... they take my mothers BP & because of percentage, they decided to run some extra test. 11pm.......12am.....1am.... we're waiting. im growing impatient because its cold & im sick (worse combination yo) oh & not to mention im STARVING! so i decide to go to whitecastles since its not that far & thats the only thng thats open at ths time. i leave, come back & see that ths fatass honda odessey took my freaking parking space! oh you know i was heated! so i decided to park across the street with abt 4 other cars // it was a bus stop but usually after 12am you can park. since the other cars did so like an idiot so did i. besides i thought they'd be done with her by now. i go in, eat with her & discuss the wait. it was horrible. 2am, 3am, 3:30am, okay you know what? i have school in abt 4 hrs & i havnt even took my nght shower. i asked the doctor whats going on & they said they were gna keep her over nght. mind you i asked thm ths same exact question around 12am & they said no. pissed? exactly. i explained how i have to leave & for her to call either me or daddy & i'll come in the morning before school. kiss, goodnght, out. as soon as i walked out the gotdamn door i spotted that brightass yellow ticket a mile away! i was heated! i look over & im jst in awe. snatch the ticket from off my windshield, jump in the car & slam the door. wtF? did i neglect to mention i was the ONLY car with a ticket?! tonght was jst not my night. but a parking ticket to end my nght?? oh baby that was jst the icing on the cake. STRAIGHT BULLSHT!
