i honestly think humans are the weirdest species -

lately i've been wondering why i do the things i do. generally, why do humans do the things they do? life can be soo simple for us but yet we make life extremely difficult. we are dumbfounded whn it comes to choosing friends & jst plain retarted whn it comes to choosing "significant others". we ignore the ones who adore us & adore the ones who ignore us - whn smeone passes away we're soo selfish that we dont cry for their families but because "we" wont ever get to see thm again ; we also dont think abt how much harm they were in whn they were on earth & we ignre the fact that yet they're not here, they're better off there. not only that but we do stupid stuff on habit - we forgive friends more than we forgive family even though at the end of the day, they're really all we got. we're willing to put our life in jeopardy to protect smeone elses. but thats the bittersweet side :) we're retarted even whn it comes to the simple things. whn we're hungry we look in the fridge for smethng to eat, dont find anything thn like 3 minutes later we go back in the fridge as if smethngs gna magically appear (haha) ; whn we're vaccumming the floor & we're trying to suck up smethng big but instead of picking it up & putting it in the garbage, our stupid selves try to stuff it in the damn vaccuum cleaner! we will spend literally 45 minutes looking for the remote whn all we wana do is turn the tv up! we put the captions on the tv even though we know good & damn well we hear it clearly! the infamous photo captions on myspce or facebook that says "i hate ths pic" or "i look ugly in ths picture" ; thn why in the hell would you put it up there stupid! whn we're in a relationship we will secretly search thru myspce, facebook, etc jst to find smethng thats close to creeping jst so we can get ourselves mad thm blame it on thm. oh & lets not forget the staying up late even tho we know we gota get up early in the morning thn try to calculate the amount of hrs of sleep we gon get (lol) --- but thats jst humanity! we're humanly stupid :)


ps. i found the picture on google, hes cute right? haha

im not gay! I SWEAR!

alright, no. seriously. todays hottest video vixen ms.Angel Lola Luv has to be thee most sexiest female in the industry right now -- her unique nationality combo of Trinidadian & Ethiopian is jst as mesmerizing as her amazing curves. measurements of 34 C, 22, 40. she acts, models, raps -- like shes the real deal yous guys. & honestly speaking, IF i was either a man or a lesbo ; i would do her on a hot sunday morning. im not talking little kissy here & little touchy there. im talking steamy, funky, nasty ANIMAL sex! the "sex on a park bench in broad daylight" type , "in the front row of the movie theater" type night. 3 maybe 4 times. take a nap, get smething to drink, thn do her again. oh & videotape everything so we can watch it... while we do it again ;-) but i SWEAR im not gay!


NO HOMO :] lmfao

Happy Anniversary!

January 13, 2008

-- was whn it all started. its crazy but i could remember it like it was yesterday. our first date * we decided that i'll drive that day so after the movies & ihop, i dropped you off home & you asked "hey lea, if i were to ask you out what would you say?" i blushed, shrugged thn said "well, i dunno. we'll jst have to wait & see" thn your silly self got down on one knee & asked "sheleatha? will you be my grlfriend?" :D it was the cutest thing & i felt extremely special. after i gracefully said yes, with those high cheek bones, & the most adorable dimples that you can jst dive into that created that such mesmerizing smile, you laughed, stood up & gave me the most embracing hug. i could still remember your scent whn i inhaled & exhaled with nothing but joy. every since that day you've been the same corny but sweet gentlemen. the person to relentlessly believe in me even whn i was too foolish to believe in myself. no relationships perfect but baby, you make me feel like a princess everytime im with you. im soo carefree whnever im even surrounded by your presence. we're perfectly imperfect & thats alright. you have the power to let me know that there IS a God. & he loved me sooo much that he took time out of his busy schedule, to create you, jst for me. (-tylerperry) thank you for wanting to share a year & many more with me. I love you Mr.allen.

ps. he wrote "maxxy" not me lol

i ♥ my kaizzy -

so yeah, i have a doggie :]
his names Kazoo but the family calls him kaizzy.
thats my baby. hes a Shih-tzu & i spoil him to
DEATH! i bring him everywhere i go & there isnt
a time whn i go out & not pick him up anything.
whether its treats, clothes, booties, & (or) jewelry.
hes a lot like me ; he sleeps almost half the day away,
thn eats, goes back to sleep, & wakes up jst to eat again.
lol you gota love em!ONE THING THOUGH -- he snores. REALLY LOUDLY! like,
smetimes i wake up in the middle of the nght like
"would you jst SHUT THE HELL UP kaizzy!" lol i
know, i know. its bad. i sit & wonder how could
smething soo small snore soo loud??butttttt, i love him. dearly. thats my baby love :]
he means everything to me! i jst wish i could find
a damnit nasal strip or smething to hush that
awful snoring! little bastard.
but thats my baby! x3

ps. FIRST picture of me smiling. and actually showing those pearly whites! ohp!

the good ole' days :)

i miss the 90s' yous guys. i miss the staying up real late on fridays & waking up early saturday morning to catch ABC's "one saturday morning" lol - the "right afterschool" channel 13 shows omg those were the good ole' days. you cant say you dont miss thm! now its waste of tv programming like the real world, bromance, icarly, brandy & mr.whiskers, UGH no more good stuff! wait! tell me you DONT miss these!

the CLASSIC bowbows ha
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers x3
LUNCHABLES!
like everyones father had a coogi lol

Reebok Classics?! yessssss

Barney & friends! hey you know they got another dino? yeah, riff. hes orange!
baaabyborn! she pees! SAVED BY THE BELL!
-- AC Slater? omg! jockass!


light up sneaks with the velcro!
Gulla Gulla Island!!
Tamagotchis & Gigapets!!!
Press on nails! -- my cousin used to stay
stealing these out the walgreens lol
Mcdonalds happy meals with the beanie babies!

FULL HOUSE! joey was soo fine!

family matters ; i always admired eddie ;-)
CAPRI SUNS! need i say more?
ToyStory ; the first one was the BEST

hot & cheese fries! thn they changed the game
with steak fries & salsa! lol omg omg
lipglosssss - i swear like i used to get the same one E V E R Y
christmas! came in the little purse with the hair bows lol
Dragon Tales :)
KoolAid bursts! the blue & red ones was always my favorite!
YUM!
lets not forget this......



----- strolling down memory lane felt good huh? yeah, i know. i miss it too.

2009? already?!

Happy New Years!

-- get laid ;-)
-- get drunk
-- get zooted
-- get twisted :]

* whatever you choose to do & however you choose to do it, DO IT, but be safe when doing so. i wish all of yous a very happy & safe New Year! please drink responsibly! & keep that uncle that (drinks a little too much) away from anything you value lol kaythanksloveyousbye!

texting lingo bingo shingo dingo // blah *

alrighty - so EVERYONE in the world sent a txtmsg at least ONCE in their lives. no matter what town, city, state, country, planet (lol) -- its jst the "thing" to do. besides, i'd take txting over phone conversations ANYDAY. if your anything like me, its soo much more you can get across in a txtmsg. esp whn your having latenght txtsex.... i know im not the only one up at 3am talking abt what turns me on! lmfao. not only that but its also extra silent most if the time. with a txting on a bus or train you can barely hear it. unlike a cellphone/chirp its always the annoying saying "WAIT! can you hear me now? hold up..... is ths better? hello?? nene?! HELLO!" ugh lol that crap gets under my skin! or the infamous hand gestures with the phone..... moving it higher or anywhere but near your ear ; like thas really gona get you full reception lol & the other person on the phone know they be lying talking bout "yeah, thats better.... now what you was saying?" lol oh please! in the house, kay whatever talk all you want..... but for public communication -- please txt people!

---- point being ; i txt constantly ALL DAY, everyday. literally, 25/8 but sometimes i feel outta the loop. like theres a lingo im completely clueless about. alright, so im gna list what i KNOW & use.
W H AT E V E R i leave out please tell me!

• LOL - laugh out loud
  
• LMAO - laughing my ass off
• LMFAO - laughing my F***ing ass off :D
• ROTFL - rolling on the floor laughing
• SMH - the sound you make whn you suck your teeth lol
• SMFH - shaking my F***ing head
• FAF - funny as f**k
• IDK - i dont know
• IDC - i dont care
• BTW - by the way
• WTF - what the F**k
• P4P - pic for pic
• l8er - later (its abt to be 2009, whotf still uses that?? lol)
• BC-W/E- because, whatever

okay am i missing anything? PLEASE let me know! ths is like URGENT! kay thanks loveys :)

laaaadies! your prayers have been answered!

sooo for all my shoe fanatic ladies with no intentions of finding a man & jst "want some" (lol) or for the ladies that has a man & hes jst not hitting the "right" spots & you've always questioned "who knows myself better than me?" i've got the perfect* christmas gift for you! a genius by the name of Michael Brown has created such an orgasmic shoe to jst die for! -- lets admit it, we all have that inner freak thats jst DYING to come out! introducing the.... DildoShoe ; pretty self explanatory <3haha :D so i doubt any female would wear these to the mall or smething lol but if you and (or) your mansss are possibly into the "dominatrix" scene thn ths would be essential to your sex life. the spikes sets the mood & you never know! the "heel" might jst be for both yous guys enjoyment lol im all abt equality & whn it comes to this shoe? "climax at last! climax at last! thank God almighty for climax at last!" hahaa enjoy :)

nigger or nigg"a"?

honestly? i generally think that the word "nigger" is degrading enough. but for african americans to put a twist to it (nigga) and turn it into an acronym is jst RIDCULOUS! i mean, dont get me wrong ; jst recently i had to kinda go "cold turkey", if you will, and way myself from the habit of saying it. once you feel comfortable with placing that word in your vocabulary its difficult to stop. trust me, i've been thru it. now, for the 2008 grammy awards, the infamous couple who i absolutely admire (*) promoted his new album by wearing an interesting outfit. no tux & dress.... whats that about? oh noo! would that have been too conservative? hmp..... go figure.
okay so kelis looks ravishing as always & nas looks jst about as SCRUPTOUS as usual but i mean, their outfits? come on now. granted, they wore it well but for me that was one of the most embarrassing days of my life. ths isnt an outfit you'd wear to church, or to school, or DEFINITELY not to the million man march (lol) so why would you wear it to the damn grammy awards?! are you serious! its not much that i have to say because a very interesting comedian said it for me "nigga? N:never I:ignorant G:getting G:goals A:accomplished. is that not thee most dumbest thing you've heard??! thats like walking in the house & seeing a pile of shit on the floor thn putting whipped cream around it and candles & singing "happppy birthday to yoooouuu!" (lmfao - nuff said. LITERALLY)

drunk driving? shts not cool.

who ever said teenagers were the only irresponsible humans to ever walk ths earth? i believe the world has the potential to birth a few irresponsible adults as well. im no saint & i may not be the most responsible person ever but i think i can discern whats right & wrong. its 2:42am - coming from a nght out, i stopped by my bestfriends house before i went home. it was a saturday & we both were bored. so we're sitting in the livingroom abt to open another conversation & outta nowhere we hear a loud BOOM! wtf jst happend??! so me being "concerned" (black folk we all know thats jst plain ole being nosy lmfao) i ran outside to see what happend. & ths is what stood before my eyes....

come to find out --- the driver of the silver Toyota Rav-4 was a spanish male who had one too many drinks & the gray Ford Focus was jst a regular car, on a regular street, at a regular house, at a bad time. THANK GOD no one was hurt except for the cars & the "neighborhood watchers" sign (lol). oh & thanks to me being the designated 911 caller & "ringer for the doorbell of the ford focuses owner" lol though the owner was overwhelmed, i mean who wouldnt be? my bestfriend & i did our best to calm her down. i mean you gota look at the positive outcome of thngs ; no one was injured & his insurance company is buying you a christmas car *** lol -- he was arrested for DUI of course & both cars were towed because they were evidently totalled. tough huh? WORD OF ADVICE ; drinking is not the worse thng in the world but its sure not the best. if your a constant drinker or an occasional drinker, teenager or adult, please drink responsibly & a cabbie or even having a designated driver is the most safest way to get home. people? drunk driving? shts not cool.

parking ticket? straight bullsht

10: 35pm okay so im at the hospital with mi madre x3 // beth israel - shes been complaining of intense headaches & abdominal pain. so we decided that it was abt time to get checked out. we get checked in & sit down until we're called. motor vehicle accident survivors come in with maaad commotion. i could understand why they're so upset but its no need to get upset with the workers & the patients there. its obvious we all came for one thing ; to get better. so do us all a favor & stfu -- i hate to be so blunt. anyway, im sitting there txting steph, mikey & justin. my mothers complimenting a gorgeous baby with juicy cheeks that you could jst bite & im freezing my balls off (literally) lol "ms.chovers, ms. umm...shovers?" okay so since whn has "chavers" been so difficult to pronunce? come on now. at ths point everything was jst working on my nerve. we get called to the back... they take my mothers BP & because of percentage, they decided to run some extra test. 11pm.......12am.....1am.... we're waiting. im growing impatient because its cold & im sick (worse combination yo) oh & not to mention im STARVING! so i decide to go to whitecastles since its not that far & thats the only thng thats open at ths time. i leave, come back & see that ths fatass honda odessey took my freaking parking space! oh you know i was heated! so i decided to park across the street with abt 4 other cars // it was a bus stop but usually after 12am you can park. since the other cars did so like an idiot so did i. besides i thought they'd be done with her by now. i go in, eat with her & discuss the wait. it was horrible. 2am, 3am, 3:30am, okay you know what? i have school in abt 4 hrs & i havnt even took my nght shower. i asked the doctor whats going on & they said they were gna keep her over nght. mind you i asked thm ths same exact question around 12am & they said no. pissed? exactly. i explained how i have to leave & for her to call either me or daddy & i'll come in the morning before school. kiss, goodnght, out. as soon as i walked out the gotdamn door i spotted that brightass yellow ticket a mile away! i was heated! i look over & im jst in awe. snatch the ticket from off my windshield, jump in the car & slam the door. wtF? did i neglect to mention i was the ONLY car with a ticket?! tonght was jst not my night. but a parking ticket to end my nght?? oh baby that was jst the icing on the cake. STRAIGHT BULLSHT!

taggggggged -

So I've been tagged by; CRAZi BEAUTiFUL


-*Blog Interrogation Rules;

A.)Pass this on to 7 people:

• B.)Answer the following questions using only one word.

1. Where is your cell phone? charger
2. Where is your significant other? school
3. Your hair color? black
4. Your mother? sleep
5. Your father? sleep
6. Your favorite thing? peace
7. Your dream last night? scary
8. Your dream/goal? power
9. The room you're in? bedroom
10. Your hobby? sleeping
11. Your fear? death
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? married :]
13. Where were you last night? bed
14. What you're not? liar
15. One of your wish-list items? chanel
16. Where you grew up? elizabeth
17. The last thing you did? drove
18. What are you wearing? pajamas
19. Your TV? on
20. Your pet? brother
21. Your computer? bright
22. Your mood? sick
23. Missing someone? boyfriend
24. Your car? garage
25. Something you're not wearing? shoes
26. Favorite store? macys
27. Your summer? weak
28. Love someone? relentlessly
29. Your favorite color? pink
30. When is the last time you laughed? earlier
31. Last time you cried? yesterday
32. Are you a bitch? sometimes
33. Favorite Position? whilesleeping? fetus
34. Favorite Past Time? elementary
35. Are you a hater or a lover? lover
37. Are you genuine or fake? genuine
38. Any Vices? deceit
39. Pro Life or Wire Hanger? wirehanger
40. McCAIN or OBAMA? OBAMA !!!!!!
41. Pro Plastic or Natural? natural
42. Dream Job? psychologist