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thinking....

2009-06-15T19:57:00.000-07:00

its a calm monday nght - im bored, eating swedish fish & drinking gingerale.... wondering..... why the hell do we do totally stupid things? lets hold up a mirror to us right now shall we?

1. we blow our nose thn look at the snot in the tissue before folding the same, nastyass tissue to blow again!

2. we're sitting at the cpu, digging in our nose (dont try to act like you dont do it!) thn start typing w.o washing our hands! & if you think "rubbing the boogers off your fingers onto your pants" is sanitary, you should get kicked in the ankle. that sht is NASTY!

3. we're hungry, go dwnstairs to the kitchen, look in the fridge, dont find anything to eat thn LITERALLY like 2 minutes later, go right bck & look like smethng is jst gna magically appear!

4. whn we're bored, we pick up our cell phne & look thru thee most dumbest things... like our phonebook & the settings. oh lets not forget our photoalbum for the 78th time, like we dont already know what we took pictures of!

5. and the whole taking a crap, wiping & thn looking at the damn tissue afterwards is just DISGUSTING! i dont care which way you look at it! lol

kay, family guys bck on & i ran out of things to say...... but if you can remember any, let me know hunnies; bbl :)

getting back in the habit -

2009-05-30T17:06:00.000-07:00

hi everyone :) missed yous guys mucho! been m.i.a since the "breakup" & everything, im slowly but surely getting back in the habit. its a little easier than i expected to adjust bck to the single life, lucky for me right? im doing it, so dont worry. um, prom (may 21st, 2009) was amazing - i definitely enjoyed myself. even though the beg. of that day was a little stressful, i managed & it turned out perfectly :) heres a few pictures to flaunt & a little bit of my wildwood photos with my sister <3

just got finished with my makeup

my date & i

us again, with his camera

in the limo, looks kinda schmedium to be a hummer right
? lolus & my sisters BIG ASS butt! lol

<3>h ttp://danniesimplybeautiful.blogspot.com/

WildWood NJ (wknd after prom)

sister since '99
honey he was fineeee! lol
goodbye.

P S A

2009-05-17T11:28:00.000-07:00

s i n g l e

1.13.08-5.17.2009

stressing is not my flow
love is something thats complicated
my heart is fragile but im gona be alright.
havnt completely pulled the bandage off jst yet, but im definitely not gona let ths one ruin everything for the next. i promise you that.
still fierce baby & wont catch me down.

- so it seems as if another one bites the dust.

im done with the shit man

2009-05-14T21:02:00.000-07:00

and im sitting back like fck the world, and everybody in it.

welcome .....

2009-05-08T22:43:00.000-07:00

to good burger, home of the good burger, can i take your order?

remember eddie & dexter? lol yo i used to know all the words to ths movie!
i always loved that part. kel stupid self had on a lingerie set lmfao

current shoe purchases --

2009-05-05T23:30:00.000-07:00

what are we thinking?

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i call these "saddle uppers" lmfao ignore that.

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these somewhat remind me of a biker jacket. (motorcycle) -- i x3 the female motorcyclist yo ; straight badasses!

**** ps. for abt a yr & 6 months straight i have been relentlessly searching for Victoria's Secret grapesicle lotion & grapefruit body splash by the "Beauty Rush" collection. ever since october 2007, whn i was first introduced to it by a gift frm smeone special* i fell in love with it & was highly upset whn victoria's stupid secret got "tired of it"! those bastards! so yeah, they discontinued that.... but HA! im in luck because i found some anyway! nananabooboo! =P

if your in the jersey area & want to know where you can get ths, hit me honey. i'll hook you up!

♥ lea

apologies to my blogfam

2009-05-03T22:10:00.001-07:00

hi my loves! omg i miss yous guys sooo much! i've jst been soooo busy with school & prom ugh! its jst been so hectic! i have not blogged, myspaced, twitted, or facebooked in sooooo longgg! damn. i feel so lost! im getting jealous & sht over everybodys elses updates because i havnt been up here since damnit march! lol please forgive me! i lost my camera a couple wks ago :( so no picsssss until i get the $$ to buy me another one! (ergh!) but dont worry, im saving up my pennies! prom is May 21, 2009 so mucho pics by thn :D i promise! i love all yous guys!

kaaay leme go cmnt my babiessssss * adios!

ps. i needed my eyebrows done in that photo lmfao

MY FIRST 100!

2009-04-08T23:14:00.000-07:00

im verrry excited that i finaaaaally reached my first 100 followers :) i've literally waited for ths day whn i could elaborate my gratitude & thanks to yous guys, its hereeee! i jst really wana show much appreciation to every last o n e of my followers :) as well as those who by-pass. for yous guys to take the time out of your days to actually read the ridiculous things i have to say & to have the cooperation to cmnt, whether good or bad (which like, never happens) means a hell of a lot to me! i know i can be hella dramatic & outragously bi-polar ; but thanks to yous guys, you give me the encouragement i need to go on. i honestly love all my followers, even those who dont cmnt lol -- its very much appreciated. once again, THANK YOU!

♥

dizzinner yoo!

2009-04-07T21:39:00.000-07:00

cutting straight to the chase - im full. im super souped & i had to brag jst a little bit lol got home today & decided to cook for the fam once again! what will satisfy our hunger more than BAKED ZITI maaaaan!looks sexy doesnt it?? LOL please believe i killed that as well :] six cheese sauce with four dfrnt cheeses to coat it with. looks like i'll be using that Gas-X more than i thought lmfao.

BEFORE:

AFTER:im such a damn FATASS! so much for me fitting into that dress on saturday huh? lol ugh!

it was damn good! but leme hurry up & go bck for seconds before my parents get to it! goodnght honeybunsssssss :D

oops, i pooted!

2009-04-07T15:28:00.000-07:00

i know its pretty disgusting & somewhat unladylike but damnit i cant help it! lately i've been having alot of pain in the (abdominal section), if you know what i mean, and for sme reason i cant control my flatulents. whn im in class its THE WORST because i sit directly in front of all my teachers & i know ppls behind wonder "why the hell cant she sit still?" i mean, i squirm & wiggle & really do jst abt anything to not fart lol but i cant help it! so i try to suck my stomach as tight as i could so at least if i do fart, it wont be extra loud lol i mean i cant take it. as easily as it sounds for me to pass gas, its really not. its actually difficult. like wtf does that mean? so lasnght i decided to take a quick trip to walmart & picked up some Gas-X -- it worked somewhat but maybe i have to get a little bit used to it.

--- oh & please tell me why on my way home from school i tuned into the wendy williams experience (i love it!) and she said that she watched the news a couple nights ago & saw smethng abt anal cancer (tf?) symptoms include

lumps or bumps located near the anus
anal bleeding or bleeding during bowel movements
anal discharge
pain in or around the anus
itchy sensation around or inside the anus
change in bowel habits, such as constipation, diarrhea and the thinning of the stools

okay so i dont have any of those symptoms but i thought since i was on the subject of "things to do with booties" lol i would share this. be careful people! keep that booty safe!

twitter mumbo jumbo!

2009-04-06T23:50:00.000-07:00

so its 2:43 am & im jst now realizing that everyone has a twitter except me! even busta rhymes ass got a twitter! LOL where does maxxy fall into ths loop of controversy? i viewed a profile or two in which afterwards i decided to hoover my mouse's arrow over the link that says "join now" but i couldnt! it jst looked so complicated to me. like i wouldnt know what the hell i was doing. point being, thats why i only have a myspce. (go figure) no facebook, no xanga, no migenta page (member that?) & definitely NO BLACK PLANET! ew! lol maad 45 yr olds up there lol they jst all seemed to hard to do. bf* has made me a facebook before because thats all he does, but i couldnt get with the "flow". ppls were leaving sht on my "wall" & i didnt know wtf that meant at the time lol ima jerk so i end up deleting it after 3 wks of nothing. myspce is more my speed. at least i KNOW what im doing! i can digg myspce like a shovel. but to make a long story short, i decided to hop on the bandwagon & do the damn thing :) so be proud of me & follow my twitter so i can do you! that sounds kinda freaky doesnt it? hehe, oh what the hell! its the middle of the nght! my mind is in the right place! lol so yeah, do that? por favor? mucho gracias :D

http://twitter.com/MaxxysFancy

eh, i guess.

2009-04-04T14:48:00.001-07:00

- so im never simple whn its comes to style & wardrobe. nothings ever routine for me - change is beautiful & i do it from time to time. a couple days ago i decided to pull back the sleeves & try smething new. i've always been a crusader for mild makeup & high fashion and i figured this was smething to share. a new (temporary) look - i was a little skeptic at first, pulling up the stockings & painting my lips with cherry red lipstick (bobby brown: WOOT!) but i managed to get it together & came up with ths outcome ---- so what'd you think?

a little too much or jst right? its pretty chic & sassy if anything. im a classic dresser ; i appreciate the HUGE waist belts & gigantic duffle type handbags. idk its jst smethng that always grabbed me. ths summer is gona be quite interesting ;-) jst wait & see!

♥ lea -

Baby SheKye x3

2009-03-27T22:43:00.000-07:00

UPDATED PHOTOS OF BABY BROTHER YOUS GUYS :)

Our little Prince

Mommy & Baby

and my fav* - omg couldnt you jst die!

- good news, they've removed the blue ray light, hes off the IV (no more fluids for baby), hes off the oxygen (breathing on his own), they've increased his feedings to 24 CCs (started at 16 a wk ago & now at 24 already!), and he's gained 10 grams! hes our little soldier & with the many prayers & God's guidance he'll be home in no time! thanks again yous guys :)

DAMN lea! where you been?!

2009-03-22T21:25:00.000-07:00

hi everybody! i've missed yous guys! so i know everyones been wondering, lea? where the hell you've been?! but i have some surprising news!! my mother jst gave birth to a beautiful babyboy on March 19, 2009! - 3lbs 6 oz ; my little buddle of joy! surprisingly, he was ready to come out before he was actually suppose to (lol) but we've waited long enough. his original due date was May 23, 2009 - now i know yall like, damn? its march! tf? but yeah, he was ready to discover ths crazy world we live in. if i had the chance, i wouldve swapped places with him since the second month lol - hes my pride though. its funny because i never wouldve thought my parents would have another little bean head, but hey, after a few drinks for mommy & daddy "things happen" right? lmfao. we're all elated & cant wait for him to come home! unfortunately, hes in intensive care receiving undivided attention & medication to help him cope with his prematurity. hes continuously fighting for his life & progressing everyday. so if yous guys can, please keep our family in your prayers? thanks blogfam & dont worry, i wont be such a stranger anymore!

♥

Gladiator Love!

2009-02-27T21:36:00.000-08:00

okay, so lately i've had ths fetish with Gladiator Shoes! i see thm & im jst like "oh i would do them!" seriously, they are soo sexy. so right? do yous guys think that i should break them out in the spring? or wait till the summer to show thm off? idk. but i've been searching constantly over the internet for "not too pricey" gladiators & these are what i came up with.

now i own a pair of shoes thats dangerously close to number one. mine are jst wedge heels. so getting thm would be redundant. number 2 are tough. maybe with a nice, black, chic, halter tight dress (?) number 3 are risky but im thinking maybe a sassy, cheetah print dress. a little above the knees with gold accessories (?) number 4, ehh im not too sure. i probably will jst get thm to say "hey, i have those" (yes, im stupid like that. & number 5?? baby BYE! i would probably wear those badboys & nothing else. lol thats how tough they are. idk what'd you think abt those outft ideas?

ps. heres a taste of my early spring & summer shoe shopping.

you like? =D

- lea ♥

02.22.09 - sunday dinner =)

2009-02-22T17:31:00.000-08:00

evening bloggers :) im somewhat elated because im definitely full. lol its been a minute since i've felt like ths. idk, but lately i havnt had much of an appetite. & even whn i do eat, i dont feel..... full (?) at first i thought it was because i was possibly getting under the weather but 3 days later, no symptoms, i knew it was smethng else. idfkk but make a long story short whn i got home ths afternoon i decided to cook for the family. havnt did it in a few days & figured today would be perfect.

turkey wings
collard greens
chicken flavored ricearoni

heres a few pictures to get those hunger juices flowing :)

-- turkey wings seasoned before the cooking process.

-- collard greens brewing *

-- i forgot the rice lol but heres the outcome ; yum!

WAIT WAIT WAIT i know yall aint think i forgot the finishing touch!

yessssssss! please believe i ripped it!

hungry? why wait? yall know i didnt lol goodnght -

lets talk abt sex baaby

2009-02-16T23:40:00.000-08:00

is sex really the "thing to do"? i mean damn. me being a virgin, im starting to feel like an outkast. i hate being the ears of my friends conversations abt their sleazy sexcapades. i never get to cmnt or state an opinion abt sex. UGH! i hate it. bullcrap like "ohh girl tell me why ths nigga had me upside down, in the fetus position, 9'5ing that ass?!" lmfao i honestly sit bck & look at these hoes like they speaking spanish or smethng. its craaaazy.

-- it gets to me smetimes because i watch hellaaaaa porn so you would think i would know wtf they're talking about. hunnnnay puhlease! yall know good & damn well no matter if im lonely or not my volume be on ONE! lol so all i basically do is fast forward through all that talking & cut straight to the chase! lol now lately i know yall been like, dang lea.... your recent posts been mainly revolving around sex. its breaaaaaking me! but dont worry blogfam, im guarding my virginity with my LIFE! but i can still get a lil "schum schum" on the side righhhhh??!

i DO know a few positions though.

- missionary
- doggie style
- 69
- teabagging (freaksht)
- amazon
- ben dover (haha)
- eves ecstasy

is there a name for "sitting on it"? idk.... whats all the positions you can think of or tried? jst off the top of the dome. and be honest!

MILF! ew!

2009-02-11T15:24:00.000-08:00

its late. your alone. watching television. & ths comes on.

no dude seriously, is ths not thee most disturbing commercial? shouldnt she be knitting a damn sweater or smething? instead shes worried abt "getting hers" lmfao ew wtf! OLD ASS!

ps. lets see smebody deep throat ths badboy hahaa

lea -

stupid sht -

2009-02-10T20:19:00.000-08:00

--- im upset & ths is my many ways of venting. simply blogging where i can freely express myself without smebody cutting me off or cursing me out in the middle of my point-making. alright, so im jst gna jump straight into it & save the beating around the bush for a happier mood. ths female and i solemly planned to take a trip up to MA, valentines day wknd so that i can see my bf & she can see his friend who she started talking to a month prior to the wknd we were suppose to go. my boyfriend & i introduced her to his friend over the phne. they started to smewhat talk & things were picking up. she was feeling him & vice versa. so it wasnt a shock that all month we were talking abt it, pumping each other up, making plans & choosing outfits to impress thm. yall im telling you she had me so geeked up abt it ; thats all i did the whole month of january was talk abt it. her birthday was 2 days before the trip so our plan was to take the train up there that friday & come bck the following sunday. she would spend partial time with his friend but for the most part we all planned to chill together that whole wknd. 2 & a half wks before the time we were suppose to leave i had a funny feeling abt things that nght because we werent talking abt it as much and i felt as though i was being avoided. so i picked up the phne & called her. no response. later that next day i txted her ...

me: "____, whats going on? are you still going?"
female: "i kinda have some bad news."
me: (already knowing whats gna happen) "whats wrong?"
female: "so many people have things planned for me that wknd & i jst have to get settled with everything"
me: (sighs) oh boy, alright ____, let me know what your gna do because i dont wana have his friend thinking that your coming up & your not. not only that but im gna be type hurt because we were talking abt it forever and now 2 wks before we leave your saying people made plans for you. jst make sure you let me know.
female: alright, ima let you know tmro.

next day no contact whatsoever. i txted her, no response (ths is surprising because she usually answers my txt bck with the quickness) later on that day she finally txts me bck.

me: so whats happening?
female: im not sure ima call you whn i get home.
me: alright.

10 smething at night. no call yet. so i call her. she explains to me how she really wants to go and how the chances of her going is 75% blahh blahh blahh, gassing me up so i wont be mad. and my stupid nonchalant self is allowing her to. "oh thank God girl, you had me scared for a minute. i hate whn ppls say they're gna do smethng but at the las minute bails out." (she already knows ths but i jst had to assure her once more) a wk later im not hearing anything. txt msgs are not being exchanged & neither are phnecalls. ths is not like us. we usually talk more than ths. wtf is going on? so i txt her (again)

me:____, tell me whats going on because i need to know.
female: well, my aunt is giving me a party on that saturday and idk what ima do.
me: (im thinking she knew damn well what was going on & jst didnt wana tell me.) are you serious? wow so you mean to tell me after promising that we were gna go up there, a wk before we go that you not going?
female: no its not that. i wana go. ima call my aunt and ask her whats going on thn ima call you but im still going! dont worry!
me: man, alright. dont forget!

following 2 days. no response. im honestly thinking ths sht is getting played out & im abt threw tryna squeeze sme answers out of her. so i txt her. (i knew yall like damn lea lol)

me: _____, what happend with your aunt? you never called me back.
female: oh i'll call you.

she calls me. telling me how her other aunt is suppose to go up to the same school to see her boo & that we can possibly ride with her. im scared to drive up there because i hate getting lost. not to mention train tickets are hella expensive so im like word? oh aight. sounds good. let me know. ths bck & forth sht went on for like another 2 days. shes giving mixed msgs, 2 wrd txts, jst a bunch of nonsense. my bf & his friend are asking me "shes coming? is she coming? i dont thnk shes coming. man i want her to come." ths boy is dipping into his tuition pockets to buy her sme expensive ass gift & im like damn bra, now i feel bad because i introduced yall. at ths point im like what the fck ever man. let me jst make sure shes NOT going & order my damn ticket. i call. & guess what? shes not going. i feel like even more of a jackass because i asked her again. the signs & everything was there but i ignored thm because im like maybe she wont do me like that. or his friend for that matter. my thing is if you know from the first moment that you wasnt gna be able to go thn CUT THE SHT & say "lea, i cant go" aint even a need for a damn apology. i wouldve rathered her say that thn lead me on all ths time & at the end of it say no. but ima tell you ths much & i put ths on everything - im done chasing other ppls. im jst gon do wtf i have to do for MYSELF and myself only. dont hype me up thn crush what hopes i have left. especially smeone that you call your "friend" & "sis". shts fcked up & i would never do that to anyone. but we've all gone thru that. i guess its jst the things you have no choice but to accept in life. oh but it wont ever happen again, i promise you that.

2009-02-09T20:07:00.000-08:00

read a few blogs & most of them had the infamous "25 random facts" post. i thought it was cute & a good way to re-introduce yourself to the blogfamily. so sit back, relax & enjoy :)

1. my name is Sheleatha but i hate it because its too long & no one can ever pronunce it properly so i have an alter-ego by the name of Maxine Monroe.

2. sometimes im over emotional & cry more than a baby

3. i am still a virgin and proud of it :)

4. fashion is my hobby

5. i couldnt go a day without txting

6. i sleep with my parents on a daily basis (shut up!)

7. i have over 230 belts for absolutely no reason

8. i collect barbies & my oldest is 12 yrs old

9. im an online shopper

10. my mothers my bestfriend & my doggie is my child

11. make-up is my passion

12. poetry is my escape

13. i have a boyfriend x3 and hes my sanity.

14. i love the rain but hates getting wet ugh

15. i have a porn collection ;-)

16. i have an obsession with gold jewelry

17. i have 10 piercings (can you guess?)

18. i will NOT turn the channel for a whole wk if i cant find the remote

19. i hate ALL types of condiments except for hotsauce

20. my parents & my boyfriend seem to think i have a shopping addiction and literally wants to get me help but im still in denial :)

21. i pray maybe about 13 times a day.

22. i own possibly 120 pairs of panties and maybe like 25 bras lol

23. i have a HUGE sexual imagination

24. i have a godchild & i love him with all my heart.

25. i only possess 3 bestfriends and without them im not sure exactly where i'd be mentally.

its been a minute -on hiatus for two wks`

2009-02-06T23:41:00.000-08:00

ths really needs no cmnts - havnt been on in a minute, i know i know. not like me ; but i've been so tied up with my internship & school, ugh. everythings building up on me it seems. im missing out not only on my blog fam but my actual fam's lives as well. everyones been telling me that i need to take a break but i cant. for sme reason i feel if i take a break, whn i get bck on track its gna feel like i took 9 steps back. and i truly hate to start all over ; even if its jst my imagination. im checking blogs & i feel so lost because idk wtf is going on in my (usual reads) lives. ergh! i hate that. -- dont worry fam, (tries to sing like trey songs) i dont wana leave. but i gota go right now.... i'll be back before you know it! lol

♥ much love

lea-

i honestly think humans are the weirdest species -

2009-01-25T15:09:00.000-08:00

lately i've been wondering why i do the things i do. generally, why do humans do the things they do? life can be soo simple for us but yet we make life extremely difficult. we are dumbfounded whn it comes to choosing friends & jst plain retarted whn it comes to choosing "significant others". we ignore the ones who adore us & adore the ones who ignore us - whn smeone passes away we're soo selfish that we dont cry for their families but because "we" wont ever get to see thm again ; we also dont think abt how much harm they were in whn they were on earth & we ignre the fact that yet they're not here, they're better off there. not only that but we do stupid stuff on habit - we forgive friends more than we forgive family even though at the end of the day, they're really all we got. we're willing to put our life in jeopardy to protect smeone elses. but thats the bittersweet side :) we're retarted even whn it comes to the simple things. whn we're hungry we look in the fridge for smethng to eat, dont find anything thn like 3 minutes later we go back in the fridge as if smethngs gna magically appear (haha) ; whn we're vaccumming the floor & we're trying to suck up smethng big but instead of picking it up & putting it in the garbage, our stupid selves try to stuff it in the damn vaccuum cleaner! we will spend literally 45 minutes looking for the remote whn all we wana do is turn the tv up! we put the captions on the tv even though we know good & damn well we hear it clearly! the infamous photo captions on myspce or facebook that says "i hate ths pic" or "i look ugly in ths picture" ; thn why in the hell would you put it up there stupid! whn we're in a relationship we will secretly search thru myspce, facebook, etc jst to find smethng thats close to creeping jst so we can get ourselves mad thm blame it on thm. oh & lets not forget the staying up late even tho we know we gota get up early in the morning thn try to calculate the amount of hrs of sleep we gon get (lol) --- but thats jst humanity! we're humanly stupid :)

ps. i found the picture on google, hes cute right? haha

im not gay! I SWEAR!

2009-01-18T11:25:00.000-08:00

alright, no. seriously. todays hottest video vixen ms.Angel Lola Luv has to be thee most sexiest female in the industry right now -- her unique nationality combo of Trinidadian & Ethiopian is jst as mesmerizing as her amazing curves. measurements of 34 C, 22, 40. she acts, models, raps -- like shes the real deal yous guys. & honestly speaking, IF i was either a man or a lesbo ; i would do her on a hot sunday morning. im not talking little kissy here & little touchy there. im talking steamy, funky, nasty ANIMAL sex! the "sex on a park bench in broad daylight" type , "in the front row of the movie theater" type night. 3 maybe 4 times. take a nap, get smething to drink, thn do her again. oh & videotape everything so we can watch it... while we do it again ;-) but i SWEAR im not gay!

NO HOMO :] lmfao

Happy Anniversary!

2009-01-13T03:09:00.000-08:00

January 13, 2008

-- was whn it all started. its crazy but i could remember it like it was yesterday. our first date * we decided that i'll drive that day so after the movies & ihop, i dropped you off home & you asked "hey lea, if i were to ask you out what would you say?" i blushed, shrugged thn said "well, i dunno. we'll jst have to wait & see" thn your silly self got down on one knee & asked "sheleatha? will you be my grlfriend?" :D it was the cutest thing & i felt extremely special. after i gracefully said yes, with those high cheek bones, & the most adorable dimples that you can jst dive into that created that such mesmerizing smile, you laughed, stood up & gave me the most embracing hug. i could still remember your scent whn i inhaled & exhaled with nothing but joy. every since that day you've been the same corny but sweet gentlemen. the person to relentlessly believe in me even whn i was too foolish to believe in myself. no relationships perfect but baby, you make me feel like a princess everytime im with you. im soo carefree whnever im even surrounded by your presence. we're perfectly imperfect & thats alright. you have the power to let me know that there IS a God. & he loved me sooo much that he took time out of his busy schedule, to create you, jst for me. (-tylerperry) thank you for wanting to share a year & many more with me. I love you Mr.allen.

ps. he wrote "maxxy" not me lol

i ♥ my kaizzy -

2009-01-11T00:32:00.000-08:00

so yeah, i have a doggie :]
his names Kazoo but the family calls him kaizzy.
thats my baby. hes a Shih-tzu & i spoil him to
DEATH! i bring him everywhere i go & there isnt
a time whn i go out & not pick him up anything.
whether its treats, clothes, booties, & (or) jewelry.
hes a lot like me ; he sleeps almost half the day away,
thn eats, goes back to sleep, & wakes up jst to eat again.
lol you gota love em!ONE THING THOUGH -- he snores. REALLY LOUDLY! like,
smetimes i wake up in the middle of the nght like
"would you jst SHUT THE HELL UP kaizzy!" lol i
know, i know. its bad. i sit & wonder how could
smething soo small snore soo loud??butttttt, i love him. dearly. thats my baby love :]
he means everything to me! i jst wish i could find
a damnit nasal strip or smething to hush that
awful snoring! little bastard.
but thats my baby! x3

ps. FIRST picture of me smiling. and actually showing those pearly whites! ohp!

the good ole' days :)

2009-01-09T17:16:00.000-08:00

i miss the 90s' yous guys. i miss the staying up real late on fridays & waking up early saturday morning to catch ABC's "one saturday morning" lol - the "right afterschool" channel 13 shows omg those were the good ole' days. you cant say you dont miss thm! now its waste of tv programming like the real world, bromance, icarly, brandy & mr.whiskers, UGH no more good stuff! wait! tell me you DONT miss these!

the CLASSIC bowbows ha
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers x3
LUNCHABLES!
like everyones father had a coogi lol

Reebok Classics?! yessssss

Barney & friends! hey you know they got another dino? yeah, riff. hes orange!
baaabyborn! she pees! SAVED BY THE BELL!
-- AC Slater? omg! jockass!

light up sneaks with the velcro!
Gulla Gulla Island!!
Tamagotchis & Gigapets!!!
Press on nails! -- my cousin used to stay
stealing these out the walgreens lol
Mcdonalds happy meals with the beanie babies!

FULL HOUSE! joey was soo fine!

family matters ; i always admired eddie ;-)
CAPRI SUNS! need i say more?
ToyStory ; the first one was the BEST

hot & cheese fries! thn they changed the game
with steak fries & salsa! lol omg omg
lipglosssss - i swear like i used to get the same one E V E R Y
christmas! came in the little purse with the hair bows lol
Dragon Tales :)
KoolAid bursts! the blue & red ones was always my favorite!
YUM!
lets not forget this......

----- strolling down memory lane felt good huh? yeah, i know. i miss it too.

2009? already?!

2008-12-31T16:12:00.000-08:00

Happy New Years!

-- get laid ;-)
-- get drunk
-- get zooted
-- get twisted :]

* whatever you choose to do & however you choose to do it, DO IT, but be safe when doing so. i wish all of yous a very happy & safe New Year! please drink responsibly! & keep that uncle that (drinks a little too much) away from anything you value lol kaythanksloveyousbye!

texting lingo bingo shingo dingo // blah *

2008-12-29T16:02:00.000-08:00

alrighty - so EVERYONE in the world sent a txtmsg at least ONCE in their lives. no matter what town, city, state, country, planet (lol) -- its jst the "thing" to do. besides, i'd take txting over phone conversations ANYDAY. if your anything like me, its soo much more you can get across in a txtmsg. esp whn your having latenght txtsex.... i know im not the only one up at 3am talking abt what turns me on! lmfao. not only that but its also extra silent most if the time. with a txting on a bus or train you can barely hear it. unlike a cellphone/chirp its always the annoying saying "WAIT! can you hear me now? hold up..... is ths better? hello?? nene?! HELLO!" ugh lol that crap gets under my skin! or the infamous hand gestures with the phone..... moving it higher or anywhere but near your ear ; like thas really gona get you full reception lol & the other person on the phone know they be lying talking bout "yeah, thats better.... now what you was saying?" lol oh please! in the house, kay whatever talk all you want..... but for public communication -- please txt people!

---- point being ; i txt constantly ALL DAY, everyday. literally, 25/8 but sometimes i feel outta the loop. like theres a lingo im completely clueless about. alright, so im gna list what i KNOW & use.
W H AT E V E R i leave out please tell me!

LOL - laugh out loud
LMAO - laughing my ass off
LMFAO - laughing my F***ing ass off :D
ROTFL - rolling on the floor laughing
SMH - the sound you make whn you suck your teeth lol
SMFH - shaking my F***ing head
FAF - funny as f**k
IDK - i dont know
IDC - i dont care
BTW - by the way
WTF - what the F**k
P4P - pic for pic
l8er - later (its abt to be 2009, whotf still uses that?? lol)
BC-W/E- because, whatever

okay am i missing anything? PLEASE let me know! ths is like URGENT! kay thanks loveys :)

laaaadies! your prayers have been answered!

2008-12-17T22:16:00.000-08:00

sooo for all my shoe fanatic ladies with no intentions of finding a man & jst "want some" (lol) or for the ladies that has a man & hes jst not hitting the "right" spots & you've always questioned "who knows myself better than me?" i've got the perfect* christmas gift for you! a genius by the name of Michael Brown has created such an orgasmic shoe to jst die for! -- lets admit it, we all have that inner freak thats jst DYING to come out! introducing the.... DildoShoe ; pretty self explanatory <3haha :D so i doubt any female would wear these to the mall or smething lol but if you and (or) your mansss are possibly into the "dominatrix" scene thn ths would be essential to your sex life. the spikes sets the mood & you never know! the "heel" might jst be for both yous guys enjoyment lol im all abt equality & whn it comes to this shoe? "climax at last! climax at last! thank God almighty for climax at last!" hahaa enjoy :)

nigger or nigg"a"?

2008-12-17T21:06:00.000-08:00

honestly? i generally think that the word "nigger" is degrading enough. but for african americans to put a twist to it (nigga) and turn it into an acronym is jst RIDCULOUS! i mean, dont get me wrong ; jst recently i had to kinda go "cold turkey", if you will, and way myself from the habit of saying it. once you feel comfortable with placing that word in your vocabulary its difficult to stop. trust me, i've been thru it. now, for the 2008 grammy awards, the infamous couple who i absolutely admire (*) promoted his new album by wearing an interesting outfit. no tux & dress.... whats that about? oh noo! would that have been too conservative? hmp..... go figure.
okay so kelis looks ravishing as always & nas looks jst about as SCRUPTOUS as usual but i mean, their outfits? come on now. granted, they wore it well but for me that was one of the most embarrassing days of my life. ths isnt an outfit you'd wear to church, or to school, or DEFINITELY not to the million man march (lol) so why would you wear it to the damn grammy awards?! are you serious! its not much that i have to say because a very interesting comedian said it for me "nigga? N:never I:ignorant G:getting G:goals A:accomplished. is that not thee most dumbest thing you've heard??! thats like walking in the house & seeing a pile of shit on the floor thn putting whipped cream around it and candles & singing "happppy birthday to yoooouuu!" (lmfao - nuff said. LITERALLY)

drunk driving? shts not cool.

2008-12-07T17:58:00.000-08:00

who ever said teenagers were the only irresponsible humans to ever walk ths earth? i believe the world has the potential to birth a few irresponsible adults as well. im no saint & i may not be the most responsible person ever but i think i can discern whats right & wrong. its 2:42am - coming from a nght out, i stopped by my bestfriends house before i went home. it was a saturday & we both were bored. so we're sitting in the livingroom abt to open another conversation & outta nowhere we hear a loud BOOM! wtf jst happend??! so me being "concerned" (black folk we all know thats jst plain ole being nosy lmfao) i ran outside to see what happend. & ths is what stood before my eyes....

come to find out --- the driver of the silver Toyota Rav-4 was a spanish male who had one too many drinks & the gray Ford Focus was jst a regular car, on a regular street, at a regular house, at a bad time. THANK GOD no one was hurt except for the cars & the "neighborhood watchers" sign (lol). oh & thanks to me being the designated 911 caller & "ringer for the doorbell of the ford focuses owner" lol though the owner was overwhelmed, i mean who wouldnt be? my bestfriend & i did our best to calm her down. i mean you gota look at the positive outcome of thngs ; no one was injured & his insurance company is buying you a christmas car *** lol -- he was arrested for DUI of course & both cars were towed because they were evidently totalled. tough huh? WORD OF ADVICE ; drinking is not the worse thng in the world but its sure not the best. if your a constant drinker or an occasional drinker, teenager or adult, please drink responsibly & a cabbie or even having a designated driver is the most safest way to get home. people? drunk driving? shts not cool.

parking ticket? straight bullsht

2008-12-05T01:20:00.000-08:00

10: 35pm okay so im at the hospital with mi madre x3 // beth israel - shes been complaining of intense headaches & abdominal pain. so we decided that it was abt time to get checked out. we get checked in & sit down until we're called. motor vehicle accident survivors come in with maaad commotion. i could understand why they're so upset but its no need to get upset with the workers & the patients there. its obvious we all came for one thing ; to get better. so do us all a favor & stfu -- i hate to be so blunt. anyway, im sitting there txting steph, mikey & justin. my mothers complimenting a gorgeous baby with juicy cheeks that you could jst bite & im freezing my balls off (literally) lol "ms.chovers, ms. umm...shovers?" okay so since whn has "chavers" been so difficult to pronunce? come on now. at ths point everything was jst working on my nerve. we get called to the back... they take my mothers BP & because of percentage, they decided to run some extra test. 11pm.......12am.....1am.... we're waiting. im growing impatient because its cold & im sick (worse combination yo) oh & not to mention im STARVING! so i decide to go to whitecastles since its not that far & thats the only thng thats open at ths time. i leave, come back & see that ths fatass honda odessey took my freaking parking space! oh you know i was heated! so i decided to park across the street with abt 4 other cars // it was a bus stop but usually after 12am you can park. since the other cars did so like an idiot so did i. besides i thought they'd be done with her by now. i go in, eat with her & discuss the wait. it was horrible. 2am, 3am, 3:30am, okay you know what? i have school in abt 4 hrs & i havnt even took my nght shower. i asked the doctor whats going on & they said they were gna keep her over nght. mind you i asked thm ths same exact question around 12am & they said no. pissed? exactly. i explained how i have to leave & for her to call either me or daddy & i'll come in the morning before school. kiss, goodnght, out. as soon as i walked out the gotdamn door i spotted that brightass yellow ticket a mile away! i was heated! i look over & im jst in awe. snatch the ticket from off my windshield, jump in the car & slam the door. wtF? did i neglect to mention i was the ONLY car with a ticket?! tonght was jst not my night. but a parking ticket to end my nght?? oh baby that was jst the icing on the cake. STRAIGHT BULLSHT!

taggggggged -

2008-12-05T01:06:00.000-08:00

So I've been tagged by; CRAZi BEAUTiFUL

-*Blog Interrogation Rules;

A.)Pass this on to 7 people:

• B.)Answer the following questions using only one word.

1. Where is your cell phone? charger
2. Where is your significant other? school
3. Your hair color? black
4. Your mother? sleep
5. Your father? sleep
6. Your favorite thing? peace
7. Your dream last night? scary
8. Your dream/goal? power
9. The room you're in? bedroom
10. Your hobby? sleeping
11. Your fear? death
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? married :]
13. Where were you last night? bed
14. What you're not? liar
15. One of your wish-list items? chanel
16. Where you grew up? elizabeth
17. The last thing you did? drove
18. What are you wearing? pajamas
19. Your TV? on
20. Your pet? brother
21. Your computer? bright
22. Your mood? sick
23. Missing someone? boyfriend
24. Your car? garage
25. Something you're not wearing? shoes
26. Favorite store? macys
27. Your summer? weak
28. Love someone? relentlessly
29. Your favorite color? pink
30. When is the last time you laughed? earlier
31. Last time you cried? yesterday
32. Are you a bitch? sometimes
33. Favorite Position? whilesleeping? fetus
34. Favorite Past Time? elementary
35. Are you a hater or a lover? lover
37. Are you genuine or fake? genuine
38. Any Vices? deceit
39. Pro Life or Wire Hanger? wirehanger
40. McCAIN or OBAMA? OBAMA !!!!!!
41. Pro Plastic or Natural? natural
42. Dream Job? psychologist

holiday volunteering x3

2008-11-26T00:54:00.000-08:00

every year since '04 i've been faithfully participating in holiday volunteering. mainly major holidays such as thanksgiving, christmas, and easter. holidays whn most families get together to celebrate with dinner and (or) gifts ; and thn there are the less fortunate ones that either no longer have a family to celebrate with for the holidays or jst cant afford to provide for their family how they want. students like myself help during these holidays with food, gifts, clothes, so on & so forth. local churches & shelters give us ths beautiful opportunity to indulge in such a wonderful deed. below are jst a few pictures from the thanksgiving pakaging. second to the dinner we had for the heritage village senior citizens home which took place 11/20/2008*
its such a beautiful feeling before, during, and after ths day. i had sooo much fun & i couldnt thnk of doing anything else today but help the less fortunate & give whatever it is i can give. i know the people we helped today will be eternally grateful and our work will be appreciated. its always better to give than recieve :]

11.22.08 nght with dannie :]

2008-11-22T23:08:00.000-08:00

omg so tonght had to be theeee most LAUGH OUT LOUD nght of the month! literally. so ths is how it went ; i did a little running around in the beginning of my day, went to see my godchild thn hurried to pick up dannie! we started our nght like any other friendship ; with nothing but gossip, gossip, & more gossip. yum! thn decided to eat out at the applebees on springfield ave * --i figured it'll be classless & tacky but believe it or not the establishment carried thmselves verrrry well & i was very satisfied. although our waitress couldve did without the speech impediment lol but whos to say my speaking is 100% correct ya know? ANYWHO! we started the meal off with conversation while we waited....... and waited...... and waited patiently for our appetizers :) FINALLY whn nicole (the waitress) came i enjoyed a wonderful caesar salad & she had mozzarella sticks with marinara dipping sauce (which she didnt eat by the way! ugh) laughed practically through the whole meal lol meanwhile we're connecting in ways unimaginable & finding out what ELSE we could possibly have in common. yet STILL laughing :-D half hour goes by & nicole comes back to the table for the 17th time & asks us if we're ready to order lol so we finally decided on our main entree`. i ordered the grilled & asiago chicken with garlic mashed potatoes & steam veggies (ooh lala*) & dannie ordered a short stack of babybck ribs & fries (which yet AGAIN, she didnt eat! argh!) throughout our dinner i could barely chew my food or swallow my sprite *with a lemon* because every other word that came outta dannies mouth was OUT OF THS WORLD! i laughed, laughed, laughed, laughed, laughed. i mean, no exaggeration necessary you guys. so im sitting down, literally devouring my meal whn outta nowhere dannie brings up the topic abt her obsession with lighter skinned males. once again, we have smething in common. i mean with me i wouldnt say obsession but 2 outta 3 of the boyfrnds i've ever had was lighter than me, it wasnt a requirement (lol) but it was a religious pattern ya know? so i explained how my first love* larry was lightskin & my second was jst as light. so shes like larry? big ears? short? howard? im like OMFG! PLEASE DONT TELL ME......... thn she cuts me off & says "yes i used to talk to him" OMG! WTF! YOU GOTS TO BE KIDDING ME! was the only thngs that were going thru my mind at ths point.... like ths was jst another thng to add on to our list of "thngs in common" & it was jst getting freakier by the second. so we go into another discussion abt how our current boyfrnds are a tad bit darker & how we'd rather thm over our ex's lol so moving on... we get on the infamous topic of yes yes, you already know! SEX!! i explain to her how im saving myself for marriage but im not totally innocent & thn we jump into the "other thngs besides sex" convo lol you guys! im telling you! it was sooo juicy! so we're talking, and talking, and making fun of the "fashion NOTS", and talking..... lol every moment was jst the absolute best! so eventually we were done chowing down & it was time to wrap it up. we paid for our food separately so the waitress had to tally exactly whos was whos because she assumed we were lesbos & whoever played the role of the boyfriend would handle the check lmfao okay okay no! we jst forgot to tell her lol any who as im evaluating MY check, im thinking to myself... did i really eat $18.48 worth of food? or am i jst being cheap again? lol i paid credit & she paid ca$h ---- after everything was handle we noticed we had occurred a little itty bitty problemo ; whos gona leave the tip?? lol after go back & forth abt how much would be proper we agreed to disagree & left ths -------------> lmfao yes indeedy, two buckaroos under a heinz ketchup bottle lol lol lol! hey times is hard & it be's that way! lol but overall i enjoyed myself to the fullest extent possible & tonght was definitely a nght to remember :] & thn whn i got home i kinda felt bad abt the whole "tip" thng, i mean because hypothetically speaking, WHAT IF she had 13 kids, 9 babydaddies who didnt do CRAP to support thm, living in a two room shack with the tub & toilet in the kitchen & depends solely on her tips...... would we be held accountable for her "financial" mishaps for tonght? lol idk jst a thought.

november 17th - 3:10 am

2008-11-18T00:06:00.000-08:00

-- i continuously take these like power naps whn i get home from school, wake up around 2am & still question why i cant seem to fall back to sleep (?) & not to mention the fact that i have these anguishing cramps which plays a part in my attempt to not fall asleep // ugh. im aggravated & crabby sipping warm tea with abt 2 slices of lemon & watching family guy because its practically the only entertaining show on latenght tv. my fingers are getting tired & my eyes are literally BURNING so im jst gna bullet my agenda for the next 5 hours before school (lol)

sign off the internet
rewrite my away msg on aim -- blaah
refill my cup of tea & refresh my lemons :]
iron my clothes for the morning // argh!
pop another 4 pills to execute my unrelenting cramps lol
ibuprofen, excedrin & naproxen (yess baby)
straight ODee off em` lmfao
reply to unanswered txtmsgs i received earlier
ask myself why i do these thngs routinely every nght (?)
pray & ask God for forgiveness & strength
count sheep :]

alright im beat! outtt bloggers *

2008 MTV Europe Music Awards

2008-11-13T05:49:00.000-08:00

none other thn the daring ms.Estelle wearing a beautiful disaster at the 2008 MTV Europe music awards which took place on Nov 6,2008. honestly ths paper mache replica looks jst about as attractive as a 2 legged dog. GRANTED shes freaking it like a Dolce & Ganbana original but we can obviously see its NOT. & OMG it has pockets! ughh! dont get me wrong most of the time she has ths unique style that i jst admire but whn i saw ths heep of a mess i thought "omg wtf?" -- wearing a beige paper bag is a little risky but hey if thats what passes for a disguised compliment or a few papparazi flicks so critics can later dissect it thn baby so be it :)

on a much happier note Solange Knowles rocked this well put together outfit later that night. it compliments her curves & her make-up is amazing! usually solange has the more "risky" wardrobe but tonght we see that she took it down a little bit & had a more simple appeal. i think it does her character well because it allows fans to see how diverse her style could be & how well she'd rock ANYTHING! go head girl!

que sólo me!

2008-11-09T21:43:00.000-08:00

& there are the bi-polar days :]

but who doesnt love those! haha

the shoe wheel - a no? or a GO!

2008-11-09T18:13:00.000-08:00

alright ladies! so whn it cmes to spacesaving? the shoewheel has to be #1 on my list! Rakku (who by the way is a FREAKING genius!) came up with ths unique idea to create such an invention! i happen to be a shoe fanatic & whn i came across ths i jst had to GRAB IT! it holds abt 30 pairs of shoes - wedge heels, stilettos, flats, etc & is priced at $65. okay so its a little expensive but its sooooo WORTH it! not to mention it also holds sneakers (omg!) so you'd buy it online & it also comes in black, silver & white. i think its a GREAT invention & without it i'd be completely lost! im not a major fan of sneakers, more of a shoe person but with ths it doesnt discriminate & i jst adore it! please GET ths ASAP! heey! & get ths ; OPRAH owns one! :-D

The Real Housewive$ of Atlanta --

2008-11-08T19:48:00.000-08:00

*atlantas housewives*
Bravo has produced a nonstop controversial series by the name of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. who are these magnificent ladies & eminent wives? non other than the glamorous Lisa Wu Hartwell, the OVER-THE-TOP NeNe Leakes, the wonderfuuul Deshawn Snow, the savvy Kim Zolciak and the fabulous* Sheree' Whitfield! hardworking, independent, intellectual women of Atlanta, Georgia. the wives of prominent athletes, businessmen, doctors, lawyers, etc show you that they're not totally dependent on their husbands wallets but can scrap for themselves. OMG i jst love it!

Ms. Lisa Wu Hartwell x3 --

Lisa* who i admire the most, is the life of the party, beautiful, full of energy, & portrays a character of an aweson wife! shes probably the main reason why my eyes are glued to the television every tuesday at 10pm :] she has a sparkling personality & dazzling looks! shes loves to have duty with E V E R Y thing thats has A N Y thing to do with business & shes perfect in front of a camera! *QUOTE* "i just love the camera! it gives me a chance to be myself & jst live!" well Lisa you are definitely eye candy & i idolize you! right after my motherdearest*! so continue doing what you do because its appreciated!

short hair or long hair? hot or not?

2008-11-08T19:24:00.000-08:00

OKAY! every since rihanna (who i absolutely love by the way) made an exhilarating transition from long ( pon de replay, SOS, unfaithful) to short (umbrella, take a bow, live your life) its been a trendsetting extravaganza in the wonderful world of glitsz & glam! celebrities that rage from Keyshia Cole, to Beyonce Knowles, all the way to even the Queen of R&B herself Ms.Mary J Blige have tremendously switched over to the Flintstone's very own Betty "bob" appeal. is it an impecable hot? or a fashion hairstyling NOT?!

tmobile + google = G1

2008-11-08T18:48:00.000-08:00

The Infamous G1

so theres all ths controversy abt the infamous G1* which came out October 22, 2008 - android market, 3G network, MP3, 3.1 megapixel, touch screen, Gmail, jst abt the closest thng to heaven on earth! i own one & absolutely love it! why its my baby! i recieved it November 3, 2008 & its been literally glued to my hands ever since!

Tmobile G1 vs Apple iphone
nowadays it seems all the hype between myspace, facebook & phone conversations are centered around who takes the millennium cake?! the iphone-3G or the G1-3G? quite frankly i believe they're neck & neck with one another. apples iphone's capabilities are OUT OF THIS WORLD! buuuut the G1s android community * ringdroid has to be the greatest creation in 3G network history! i can go on & on until im blue in the face abt these two but ultimately we all know i'll be here for days. they're both incredibly amazing but i would without a doubt take the G1 over the iphone ANYDAY! simply because its waaay cheaper & the keypad is verry useful & comes in handy during those days whn us females have our nails done* or whn we jst wana pig out but is afraid to touch the screen whn receiving a text because the iphone is ULTRA sensitive to grease & such. so you ask who takes the cake in my perspective? the G1*****